Bringing beer, kombucha, coffee, jerky, hot sauce, ect. to life! Time is never wasted when you're doing something you love!
Crafted with beer and some of the hottest peppers around
Crafted Jerky that will make your eyes and mouth water
Craft Beer Selection
Dry IPA. Calypso & Cashmere Hops mixed with real Pears and fermented with a champagne yeast. We know how hard it is to stick to that resolution, so make it an easy on and just enjoy GREAT BEER!
Double IPA. Fermented with a HUGE amount of Ripe Starfruit. Remember when you were a kid and afraid to try new things... Try a Tounge Punch, who knows you might like it.
Banana Hefeweizen brewed with a sh!t load of fresh ass bananas. I mean we're a LB away from calling this sh!t Gorilla Milk!
Kentucky Common - Pre Prohibiton cream ale aged in bourbon barrel. Sure enough to lay your ass out after another day of not working and day drinking. P.s Your not my real Dad!
Blonde Ale. I want my Blonde Ale to be brewed with Real PEEPS (Marshmallow Chicks) for Easter. Happy Easter, Jesus may rise again to try this one.
Orange Creamsicle Cream Ale. Like your childhood ice cream man that used to came around the neighborhood but your parents knew he was a creep so you could never stop him. Moms not looking this time...
Toasted Coconut Cream Ale. Real South Florida coconuts made their way into this batch and all the island and beach goers get crazier than Tony Montana for this beer!
Imperial Stout aged on Honey Jim Beam Oak Chips. He may not the mayors kid anymore but he sure is a royal highn- ass.
Cold Brewed Coffee
We took our Ape Sh!t Bananas and added them to Cold Brew Coffee. Now your awake and completly screwed... bc your actually in the gorilla exhibit.
French roasted vanilla infused easy sipper with hairy armpits I mean caffine with a no holds barred never quit a war type mentality...
Horchata and Cinnamon Schnapps sweeten up this Columbian bean blend and ready you for any long journey you may have ahead of you.
We are looking to be open for business with in the year. Check our Instagram page for updates. In the mean time, you can find us at local brewing festivals